What the hell?

Monday, October 02, 2006

All churches are not created equal

I decided to break out of my normal Sunday routine, which involves going to 7 p.m. Mass at a church that's near where I work. Originally, when I was working Sundays, I would just go to church over my break, and I found it actually very refreshing and rewarding. But today, I knew I wasn't going to make it to 7 p.m. Mass, so I decided to go at 11 to a church that's closer to my apartment. I had doubts about it, because I had been there once before and it seemed way conservative, but I shrugged it off.

So you can imagine my shock and dismay when the first thing that they did at this church, even before the Mass started, was have the entire congregation recite a prayer asking God to ensure the passage of Referred Law 6. And yes, the prayer actually contained the words "Referred Law 6, otherwise known as House Bill 1215." Or, for those of you who don't live in South Dakota, the extremist ban on abortion.

This prayer was taped on the inside cover of every hymnal at the church. When the entire congregation began reciting this prayer, my instinct was to get up and walk out. But I thought it would attract too much attention to do so, and I would surely be given the label of "baby-killer." So I decided to protest by not reciting the prayer and telling myself, it will get better – they'll say the prayer and that will be the last of it.

Oops, I was wrong. The priest then proceeded to devote his entire sermon to Referred Law 6, as I'm sure he has been doing every Sunday and will continue to do until the election Nov. 7.

Now, some Catholic Church abortion rhetoric is tolerable and even commendable. I don't support abortions. I think it's immoral, and I have no problems with prayers such as, "Please God, help women considering this choice the value of life," or even "let's pray that there are fewer abortions in this country."

It crosses the line, however, when the rhetoric becomes, "Please God, let the baby-killers realize that they are evil and smite them with your vengeance, so that more children who are unwanted can be born to crack-addicted mothers and pushed into the foster care system." Everything about this church was crossing that line (though not with those exact words), and I found myself becoming more irate, and then just really depressed.

I toyed with the idea of reporting the church to the IRS, because I'm fairly certain that that prayer would be sufficient grounds for the church to lose its tax-exempt status. But I'm too sad about the whole ordeal, so instead I think I'll just boycott that particular parish from now on – no matter how close it is to my apartment.

4 Comments:

  • At 10:23 PM, Blogger Gene Paul said…

    Jesus Christ! Which church did you go to? Was it Cathedral - I could see Cathedral doing that.

    Wendy thinks Saint Mary's isn't much better since the priest regularly makes anti-semitic and anti-protestant jokes. Though at least they don't openly pray for specific legislation. I'd still report them - but that's because I've forsaken the Catholic church and Wendy's a protestant, so according to the Catholic church we're going to hell anyway.

    Coincidentally we were in SF on Sunday, but we were tied up in family stuff so we didn't get a chance to call you. Email us.

     
  • At 12:18 PM, Blogger Melissa said…

    It was Holy Spirit, on the east side. Normally, I go to Christ the King, which I was skeptical of it first, because the priest is kind of a crotchety, gruff old guy. But he's kind of grown on me, and it's kind of a younger congregation being close to Augie – more single young people and fewer screeching babies.

    Also, I have yet to hear him talk about abortion, though he did talk about Elijah Page and the death penalty, so I had to give him props for that.

    Unfortunately, as the vote draws closer, I bet the abortion homily will be difficult to avoid.

     
  • At 8:31 PM, Blogger Gene Paul said…

    Holy Crap! And I thought Holy Spirit was the "liberal" catholic church. Was the priest that gave the homily named Andraschko (not sure of the spelling) by any chance? He's been around for quite a while (he baptized me), and I could see him doing something like this.

     
  • At 1:44 AM, Blogger Melissa said…

    No, I'm pretty sure his name is Christensen – and he doesn't appear old enough to have baptized you (not that you're old, but the guy only appears to be about in his late 40s or early 50s, which is like teenage years for a priest).

     

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