Intern update

I almost forgot to relate the best part of the whole intern fiasco. She was kind enough to write me a check for $20 to pay for the gas on the trip. (A clear indication that she hasn't gassed up a car probably ever because it costs a hell of a lot more than that to drive 500 miles.)

I haven't cashed the check yet, but I have some special plans for the money. All of it will go toward purchasing booze or some other similarly "immoral" items. I thought about just taking it to the bar by my apartment, but then I decided that that was too nice of a place – not seedy enough.

I think it needs to be spent at a really gross, seedy establishment – preferably one of the numerous places around here that are bars/casinos. Then I could use some of it for booze and plug the rest of it into a slot machine. A night of alcohol and gambling on little miss perfect's $20. Wait, I guess more like a few hours of alcohol and gambling with only $20, but still, it should be a good time.

Any other "immoral" suggestions for using $20? This will be my only revenge, so I want to make sure I use it in a way that would be truly abhorrent to my "Christian" friend – even though she'll probably never find out about it.