Bob's not smiling anymore

Good news for viewers of late-night TV everywhere: The man who brought us "Smiling Bob," the annoying and creepily happy spokesman for "natural male enhancement," is facing some serious prison time.

It turns out, Bob didn't really have that much to be smiling about. The CEO of the company that makes those ubiquitous Enzyte commercials was convicted of making false claims in ads and basically bilking his customers.

You can read all about it here.

The article doesn't specify whether this means the demise of Smiling Bob is imminent. But we can only hope.

[Editor's note: This was cross-posted on my latest blog project on the new AL Web site. I think I'm going to use it primarily to make fun of news stories as much as possible, without running the risk of getting fired.]