Right-wing hypocrisy exposed

Ahhh, there's nothing more satisfying than seeing the hypocrisy of the religious right exposed. That's why at work, we've been having a field day with the Ted Haggard story. An influential evangelical leader and homophobic crusader against gay marriage didn't just allegedly have gay sex, he freakin' paid a gay prostitute for gay sex while high on methamphetamine. It just doesn't get any better than that.

Or does it? I think a lot of these homophobic clowns are probably closeted gay drug users. The more homophobic they are, the more likely they're trying to cover up their own gayness. So, Santa, if you're reading this, what I'd like for Christmas this year is to see Iowa Rep. Steve King's gay sex life exposed.

For anyone not familiar with good ol' Steve King, a brief background: He's a congressman who represents northwest Iowa. He's actually attracted some national headlines in the past for his extremist right-wing views. Most recently, he accused
Iowa Secretary of State Chet Culver (who's also running for governor as a Democrat) of violating the state’s English-only law by posting voter registration forms in Spanish on a state Web site. Basically, he hates gay people, Hispanic people, nonChristians and anyone who doesn't look like him and the white, insular voters of northwest Iowa.

So, I'm putting out a call to Steve King's gay sex partner – who might even happen to be Hispanic – to come forward and share the details of your sordid relationship with the good congressman. You owe it to us. Come on, what's he ever done for you?

Oh yeah, hearing from James Dobson's gay lover would be pretty cool, too. That's not too much to ask, is it?